Larry david

I'm still driving a Prius, yeah.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

I don't like to make a big splash anyway.

I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.