Larry david

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army...

I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.

OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.