I eat kids and other songs for rebellious children
I sneaked into the kitchen in the middle of the night, And I found a chocolate cake and I cut it with a knife. Twelve pieces I did cut. Eleven of them I ate, And one by one, there was almost none left...
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My Dentist is an awfully nice Man He fills my teeth with candy But one day it's gonna hit the fan And things won't be so dandy He never drills against my will He never gives me a shot He washes my...
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Shut up in the library, she don't care what you have to say No noise, no clatter, no chatter, no laughter, we're not in here to play She wants your nose inside a book and she wants to see your pass...
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I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field Than on my plate at supper being served up as the meal. And though I do like hamburger, fried chicken or a steak, I prefer my chickens cackling to...
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I never did like you anyhow You think like a fish and you sing like a cow You smell like a moose and you talk like a goat You walk like a frog's stuffed deep inside your coat You drool when you talk...
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I don't brush my teeth; I never comb my hair I wear the same socks everyday and I don't care I never have to clean my room. I never change my shirt I like my pants the way they are; ripped and caked...
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I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur With warts up and down my back. I eat shiny automobiles, tow-trucks and airplanes, I love to munch on railroad tracks. I sleep all day, at night...
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