The man woke up. Something was wrong. He fell out of his bed He realized, he'd had a stroke when he could not turn his head The dog stirred when he heard the noise, awakened by the fall, Saw that the...
Everywhere you go, there's stuff to waste your money on TV and radio want you to spend it 'til it's gone They'll sell you junk and garbage and then proceed to sell you more stuff than you'll ever need...
I used to have a sister, until just recently A sister who was oh, so mean to me So I learned some magic tricks; could turn a dog into a cat I made a meat ball talk; I pulled a rabbit from my hat I...
It's my mother and my father And my sister and the dog, My two little brothers and me. We're going on a trip And we're riding in the car, We've been driving all day it seems. Were gonna see Grandma...
They think it is so funny when they flatten my new hat. They think they are so clever when they try to dress the cat. They hide my car keys and my shoes. They kick and scream and fuss. And when do...
I looked into the mirror; what did the mirror say "You're the ugliest kid I've seen, will you please go away" My feelings had been hurt; I was really crushed I combed my hair, washed my...
Ogden warned against the panther, Hillaire and even Uncle Shel, Cautioned, warned and sometimes bantered, And to children, tried to tell Of the many mortal dangers In talking to unusual strangers. And...
As I get older I'm beginning to see Changes that are happening to me I'm liking things I never used to like Like yogurt, squash and riding my bike I like to sit with girls; I like to ride the bus But...
A woman lived alone, not far from a town In a run-down old house that was falling to the ground The children in the neighborhood would taunt her and laugh They'd tease her all the time; said she never...
Stuck at home with nothing to do Nothing to do, nothing to do Stuck at home with nothing to do Let's make a homemade band You grab the big pot, I'll grab the pan I'll grab the pan. I'll grab the pan...