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I eat kids and other songs for rebellious children

Whenever I am naughty, whenever I am bad Whenever I do something that makes my parents mad Like the time I bit the mailman or left stuff on the floor My parent's say, "Why can't you be like the...
I eat baby chipmunks I eat lizards, birds and squirells Sometimes I eat little boys And sometimes little girls I'm taller than a condominium Bigger than a shopping Mall Ain't Thunder rumblin' under me...
I've got a teacher, she's so mean, She never laughs, she always screams, She says, "Pay attention and do what I said," But if you ask me, she's crazy in the head. She makes me nervous, she...
I see you with your hand held up It's the third time today. I don't believe you need to go I think you don't wanna stay. The first time was at nine o'clock I gave you your first pass Later you asked...
Early Sunday morning When my parents were asleep I snuck out of my bedroom To the kitchen I did creep I went into the cupboard And I got some peanut butter. I was oh, so careful Not to wake my mother....