I eat kids and other songs for rebellious children

Whenever I am naughty, whenever I am bad Whenever I do something that makes my parents mad Like the time I bit the mailman or left stuff on the floor My parent's say, "Why can't you be like the...

I eat baby chipmunks I eat lizards, birds and squirells Sometimes I eat little boys And sometimes little girls I'm taller than a condominium Bigger than a shopping Mall Ain't Thunder rumblin' under me...

I've got a teacher, she's so mean, She never laughs, she always screams, She says, "Pay attention and do what I said," But if you ask me, she's crazy in the head. She makes me nervous, she...

Early Sunday morning When my parents were asleep I snuck out of my bedroom To the kitchen I did creep I went into the cupboard And I got some peanut butter. I was oh, so careful Not to wake my mother....

Me and you singing on the train, Me and you listening to the rain, Me and you we are the same Me and you have all the fame We need, indeed, You and me are we. Me and you are singing in the park Me and...

I Need You Like a donut needs a hole Like pianos need fingers, heart and soul. We go together like peanuts in a shell, I'm gonna hold you in my arms like water in a well. I love you like flowers love...

I had a friend named Jake, he was a happy kid, Everyone thought he was crazy though for doing what he did, 'Cause Jake he liked to travel, he loved to walk around, But Jake didn't like convention, so...

If you're ever feeling down Go giggle tickle fiddle little wiggle around Giggle tickle fiddle little wiggle around Left right backwards and upside down Giggle tickle fiddle little wiggle around Go...