Diagon Alley is neat For wizards, it can't be beat It's the place they go to get stuff It's the place they go to get stuff Robes and cauldrons and owls and broomsticks Bacon and wands and every...
One, two One, two, three, four! Lavender Brown has been moving around Her tongue about Ron Weasley's mouth And it's grossing us out Watching them play tonsil hockey On the Quidditch Pitch Krum's on...
Oh the radio don't work at Hogwarts, no Oh the radio don't work at Hogwarts, no If you wanna hear the cool bands You gotta go to the show 'Cause the radio don't work at Hogwarts, no Oh no
We work hard all week long Or at least Hermione does And when the weekend comes We just wanna have fun We need something that will make us strong Something that will last all weekend long Something...
Voldemort can't stop the rock Voldemort can't stop the rock We all know that there is nothing we like more Than watching the wizards rock it out like this Voldemort can't stop the rock Voldemort can't...
I want to feel the wind rush through my hair I want to feel butterflies on the inside I want to feel freefall deep underground I want to ride through the bank When there's nothing to do in Diagon...
We're sneaking down to Honeydukes We're gonna eat some candy until we spew We're sneaking down to Honeydukes We're gonna fill our stomachs until we puke
(one, two, three, four) I hate cleaning Hedwig's cage I hate cleaning Hedwig's cage I hate cleaning Hedwig's cage I hate cleaning Hedwig's cage I just wanna scurgify But we can't use magic in the...
When I lived at Privet Drive The only candy that I got were Icicles that Uncle Vernon plucked From the gutter above the front door And when I got to Hogwarts What did I find But an everlasting icicle...
Hey cat lady Meow meow Hey cat lady Meow Ron likes your whiskers Ron likes your fur Hey cat lady Meow meow Hey