Let's drink to Aragog A giant spider with a hundred black eyes Let's drink to Aragog He would have eaten us had he not died Arachnophobia, I refuse to know ya Eight arms to hug on our favorite bug A...
(Paul) Hey, Harry? (Joe) Yes, Harry? (Paul) What's your favorite food? (Joe) Oh, you know my favorite food is bacon (Paul) Hey, Harry? (Joe) Oh yeah, Harry? (Paul) What's your favorite thing that's...
Rita Skeeter better shut her mouth Before she gets in trouble Rita Skeeter better shut her mouth Before she gets in trouble Rita Skeeter better shut her mouth Before she incurs the wrath of Hermione...
Hagrid and I went to pick out the Hogwarts Christmas trees In the Forbidden Forest who did we meet? Well, all the unicorns And all of the centaurs Were playing hockey Bard took a puck in the face Then...
V is for voluminous E is for extra-large R is for really, really big (and fat) N is for not thin O is for obnoxious and N is 'cause you'll never say no to a meal D is for dumb U is for you R is for...
Diagon Alley is neat For wizards, it can't be beat It's the place they go to get stuff It's the place they go to get stuff Robes and cauldrons and owls and broomsticks Bacon and wands and every...
One, two One, two, three, four! Lavender Brown has been moving around Her tongue about Ron Weasley's mouth And it's grossing us out Watching them play tonsil hockey On the Quidditch Pitch Krum's on...