you guys a car accident as I said in my description and and I was drunk it was those horrible he wasn't he wasn't sending truck took my dad's car the roof of it straight off in...
The world may not be over yet, despite Mayan predictions, but the zombie apocalypse is far from over. The Walking Dead has officially been renewed for a 4th season! This hardly comes as a surprise for...
Looks like we're finding out what a true hero is. The Mayor himself will be on hand to dedicate the new homeless shelter and unveil the statue of Captain Hammer. It's a good day to be...
[piano] I'm George the fourth the regent king which means I was just standing in acting king because my dad George the third had gone barking mad GEORGE III : BANANA! GEORGE IV : Great palaces...
Joey: OH! Dude! I Totally forgot. I heard this song on Spotify the other day from a band called "Gimme That Box of Fingers." It is so good. Ok. Check this out. Listen. Listen. Brian:...
This is an application for the Evil League of Evil. I feel I deserve a spot on that great Pantheon of Evil. I am Kaptain Annoying! Why do I annoy? It's quite easy. Even as a young boy Mom Mom...
[ALARM BEEPING] [CLICK] J.D.: SINCE I WAS A KID, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP THROUGH ANYTHING. STORMS, SIRENS, YOU NAME IT. LAST NIGHT I DIDN'T SLEEP. I GUESS I GET A LITTLE GOOFY WHEN...
I had thyroid cancer in 2009, gained a significant amount of weight, was on a CPAP machine, you name it, I had it. They had tested every organ I had, biopsied three-quarters of them. I mean, this was...