Daleks

(DOCTOR WHO THEME) Oh, Jamie, don't touch that control! I already have. What's the matter, Doctor? DOCTOR: Well, which one was it? JAMIE: Which one what? (SCREAMING) What exactly...

A LOSER. THERE'S REALLY A TRADE OFF THIS VICTIM HOOD. >> YOU SAY EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A VICTIM? >> YEAH. EVERYBODY DOES. YOU WANT TO BE A VICTIM. >> I...

I just want a mate. You "just want to mate"? I just want a mate. The women of the Who universe are all strong, opinionated and independent. They're all different kinds of...

(DOCTOR WHO THEME) NARRATOR: With all of time and space to explore, what keeps bringing the Doctor back to America? Is it the scenery? Is it the locals? -Who the hell are you? -Sir. I just walked into...

I need your help. My water softener is not regenerating! One short term solution is to try to manually regenerate the unit. Just push the lever on the unit to start the cycle. What could cause it to...

No, we've got them all coming over today. Yeah, the dishy opposition. Do you know, Robyn, she calls Peter Mannion Peter Man-Yum. Nowadays, I think twat and prat are pretty interchangeable,...

Yes, my friend. As you wish. I seriously should try sketching. Yes? Oh, yes... No, I wasnít fiddling withÖ Oh, I see... ...I see... Of course! Yes, I'll do what you've asked. Very...

(SONAR PINGING) (ALL TALKING, INDISTINCT) MAN: (ON PA) Signal is genuine. Signal is genuine. -Prepare to launch nuclear weapons. -Aye, sir. MAN: (ON PA) Moscow confirming bomb sequence. The Firebird...

>> DALEK: Aaron Schlotterback is not Dalek! >> CYBERMAN: Is that the best insult you can compute? >> DALEK: As if you could do better! >>...