Coltrane

OOH! COOTER WIPED ENOS OUT! WHAT'S THAT IDIOT DOING? DON'T ASK ME. HE'S YOUR IDIOT! THE DEVIL! THAT JACKASS COOTER KNOCKED OUR CAR OUT OF THE RACE! COOTER. COOTER. YOU IDIOT!...

OPEN THE DOOR. OH, NO, YOU DON'T, LUKE. NO, NO, NO. YOU'VE ALREADY HAD YOUR ONE PHONE CALL. NO, SIRREE. YOU JUST TRYIN' TO GET ME TO OPEN THIS DOOR SO YOU CAN ESCAPE. I...

[engine starting] [horn blaring] SLOW DOWN, BO. I KNOW WE'RE IN A RUSH, BUT LET'S TRY TO GET THERE IN ONE PIECE, ALL RIGHT? LUKE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I...

YEAH, FIRST THAT PRIZE MONEY. NOW, CINDY LOU AND MAYBELLE ARE MONEY IN THE BANK. (Balladeer) KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE BANK IS GONNA MAKE A WITHDRAWAL FROM THE CUSTOMERS, DON'T IT? WOW, LOOK....

OH, IT'S GOOD. YEAH, BUT HE AIN'T. HE AIN'T. I'M THE RICHEST MAN IN HAZZARD COUNTY. I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, AND I ALWAYS WILL BE! FROM THE SOUND OF THINGS, BOSS, ROSCO...

Thanks, Enos. Listen, why don't you sit there and relax and I'll take ce of the dishes. Oh, I'll do that, Daisy, shucks, [PHONE RINGING] Excuse me. Sit down, Daisy. Enos Strate...

I GOT 'EM. THIS TIME I REALLY GOT 'EM WITH BOTH HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. [whistles] THERE'S THE SIGNAL. COME ON, LET'S GO. I GOT YOU. THIS TIME I...

THEY DIDN'T COME BACK! NOW, I HEARD WITH MY OWN EARS. THOSE BOYS ARE RUNNIN' MOONSHINE FOR YOU. AIN'T THAT ILLEGAL? AND THEY'RE RUNNIN' IN THAT OLD BLUE...

MOVIN' IN STOLEN MOTORCYCLES THROUGH LIKE A DETROIT ASSEMBLY LIN. NOW LET'S SEE WHAT COLORS YOU GOT HERE. OH, ORANGE. I LIKE THAT. THAT'S GOOD. WHAT'S THIS ONE? BLUE....

(Balladeer) NOW, KNOWIN' THE DUKE BOYS THAT MIGHT BE SOMETHIN' THEY RIGGED UP ON THE GENERAL TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE BIT MORE STING. BUT REALLY, IT'S JUST A NEW HOT WATER HEATER...