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(Balladeer) NOW, KNOWIN' THE DUKE BOYS
THAT MIGHT BE SOMETHIN' THEY RIGGED UP ON THE GENERAL
TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE BIT MORE STING.
BUT REALLY, IT'S JUST A NEW HOT WATER HEATER
THAT THEY PICKED UP DOWN AT THE DEPOT.
THAT SEEMS SIMPLE.
BUT THIS IS HAZZARD COUNTY, WHERE HARDLY NOTHIN' IS WHAT IT SEEMS.
HERE'S OLD ROSCO BACK FROM THE POLICE ACADEMY,
WHICH THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO PUT BACK TOGETHER AFTER HE LEFT.
(Rosco) YOU SEE, THAT'S A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE LAW.
LOOK AT THAT THING STICKIN' OUT THERE WITHOUT A RED FLAG ON IT.
[Rosco chuckling]
[siren blaring]
I WONDER WHAT ROSCO WANTS WITH US NOW.
YOU KNOW, LUKE, I'M JUST SICK AND DANG TIRED
OF ROSCO CHASIN' US FOR NO REASON.
LET'S PULL IT OVER, SEE WHAT HE'S GOT STUCK IN HIS CAR.
ALL RIGHT.
[mumbling]
I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.
GOSH, DANG IT, ROSCO!
IF THAT DON'T BEAT ALL.
[mumbling]
ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT STUFF...
NICE GOIN', ROSCO.
HEY, LOOK, IF YOU BUSTED THAT WATER HEATER, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT.
WELL, IT WILL SERVE YOU RIGHT FOR VIOLATIN' THE LAW IN THE FIRST PLACE.
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE--
LIKE TYING A RED FLAG ON ANYTHING
STICKIN' OUT MORE THAN 3 FEET BEHIND YOUR VEHICLE. THAT'S WHAT.
3 FEET.
ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN, OK.
IS THERE ANYTHING BROKEN IN HERE, BO?
UH, I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T GET THROUGH THIS DANG PACKIN' MATERIAL.
THAT AIN'T PACKIN'. LET ME SEE THAT. LET ME SEE THAT.
UH, BO...
[mumbling]
MARIJUANA? OH-OH.
OH.
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME ON YOU DUKES.
NOW, I HAVE CHASED YOU FOR YEARS AND DAYS.
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D STOOP SO LOW AS HERE.
UH, RO-ROSCO, THIS AIN'T OUR JOB...
IT REALLY AIN'T--AIN'T WHAT IT IS.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, BO!
(Rosco) WAIT. FREEZE!
[mumbling]
FREEZE!
LISTEN, I'M-- LISTEN, I'M SERIOUS. DON-DON'T YOU--
DON'T YOU...
IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD...
[stuttering]
MARIJUANA?
SURE GOT OURSELVES IN A HEAP OF TROUBLE THIS TIME, COUSIN.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. BOSS IS GONNA THROW THE BOOK AT US.
NOT TO MENTION THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
WHEN WE BREAK OUR PROBATION, WE SURE DO A ***-UP JOB OF IT.
WE OUGHT TO BE OUT OF PRISON ABOUT TIME TO COLLECT SOCIAL SECURITY.
THAT AIN'T FUNNY, LUKE.
WE GOTTA GET OURSELVES OUT OF THIS.
YEAH, WHILE WE'RE FIGURIN' OUT HOW, YOU JUST KEEP HAULIN'
TILL WE FIND A SAFE PLACE TO STASH THIS STUFF.
I AM FOR IT.