BETH HOYT: Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you-- this one. [MUSIC PLAYING] BETH HOYT: Hello everyone, I'm Beth Hoyt. You're watching "My Damn Channel Live," and...
Mike T: Hey, Brendon, Dumbest Motorheads is about to start. Where are you, man, get down here now. Brendon: Oh, crap, I'm on my way. Why the hell won't Tonya Harding text me back? Oh,...
♪ What shall we give to the babe in the manger? ♪ ♪ What shall we offer the child, the son? ♪ ♪ Incense and spices and myrrh are plenty to let. ♪ ♪ Are these the gifts for the king of us all? ♪♪...
On Christmas moring, I went to the xmas tree. Found the present my girl had left for me.... It was wrapped up in green paper... With bows of red and gold. I tore into that present... Like I did when I...
♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪ ♪ There is just one thing I need ♪ ♪ I don't care about the presents ♪ ♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪ ♪ Make my wish come true ♪ ♪ All I want...
Why, hello everyone. HO HO HO, it's me - Santa Claus! You know, this is my favourite time of year. Christmas is coming and that means my elves are - oh goodness - so busy in the toy workshop....
(sleigh bells jingling) Ho, ho, ho. (exclaiming) (school bell ringing) (tires screech) D'oh! (tires screech) (grunts) Mmm! (groans) (sighs) (belches) I'll never eat turkey again....
It's frightfully terribly hard to be a lady. There's so many Ps and Qs you have to mind, but the rewards I guarantee are rich and varied, and worth all of the effort, you will find....