Be careful it will get you if you don't watch out You can scream and you can holler, you can cry and you can pout It's mean and its nasty; it's ugly and its red It comes when you are sleeping alone in...
My brother threw up on my stuffed toy bunny, You better not laugh 'cause it really isn't funny. It was lying in my bed while I was sound asleep But it could have been worse--it could have been me. My...
A woman lived alone, not far from a town In a run-down old house that was falling to the ground The children in the neighborhood would taunt her and laugh They'd tease her all the time; said she never...
Oh No, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do about the baby? Oh No, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do about the baby? We can put her in diapers, we can give her a bath, Make sure that...
I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed. I eat soup, I sip tea, I'm taking vitamin C...
Go to sleep my little baby, Grab your blanket and your bear, Stop your crying, stop your sobbing, When you wake up, I'll be there. You've been screaming for an hour. When will you run out of steam?...
Don't eat the food that is sitting on your plate But smear it in your ear and smush it in your face, Mash you mashed potatoes and stuff 'em down your pants, Wiggle 'em around a bit and do a little...
A bee will sting you, sad but true....But also true they say Is when he stings you, he will die; a costly price to pay So let that be a lesson for those you'd like to hurt Deceive, destroy, connive...
I've seen some mean and scary ordinary dinosaurs Beware of their ranting, listen to their panting and do not ignore The roar of their snorts, their tempers are short; I ask you to beware If they're...
Don't wake up the baby or the baby will get you. The baby don't like to be waked. He'll throw his blanket to the floor, say "I don't wanna sleep no more; Don't give me no more rattles to shake. I...