Animal jokes
Hi there! During this lesson, well it's not really a lesson; I'm going to tell you some jokes. So, here's one about the wide-mouthed frog. There was once, a wide-mouthed frog,...
where do birds invest their money? -the Stork Market what did the chicken say at the rap concert? I wanna give a shout-out to my peeps Why did the pig throw his exam in the mud? it was a plop quiz...
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Q: Why did the lamb call the police? A: He had been fleeced Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A: A Candy Baa. Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An...
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Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A Candy Baa. Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. Q: What do you call a...
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Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field! What day do...
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That's really not that important what meat eating society thinks about veganism because it's pretty damn easy for meat eaters to brush this stuff aside, laugh it off and make jokes...
♪ ♪ ♪ SWING ON BY, ♪ ♪ C'MON CHECK IT OUT, ♪ ♪ A KNOCK ON THE DOOR! ♪ (KNOCK KNOCK) ♪ WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? ♪ ♪ WHO COULD IT BE? IS IT FOR ME? ♪ ♪ WHO COULD IT BE? ♪ (GIGGLE) ♪...
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♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ SWING ON BY, C'MON CHECK IT OUT, ♪ ♪ A KNOCK ON THE DOOR! ♪ (KNOCK KNOCK) ♪ WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? ♪ ♪ WHO COULD IT BE? IS IT FOR ME? ♪ ♪ WHO COULD IT BE? ♪ (GIGGLE) ♪...
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♪ ♪ SWING ON BY, ♪ ♪ C'MON CHECK IT OUT, ♪ ♪ A KNOCK ON THE DOOR! ♪ (KNOCK KNOCK) ♪ WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? ♪ ♪ WHO COULD IT BE? IS IT FOR ME? ♪ ♪ WHO COULD IT BE? ♪ (GIGGLE) ♪...
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