People jokes

A.D.I.D.A.S. = All Day I Dream About Soccer B.I.T.C.H.= Boastful Individual That Creates Haters B.I.T.C.H.= Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes B.I.T.C.H.= Boys, I'm Taking Charge Here! B.M.W. =...

Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. Sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework! I heard my daughter tell her friend she ate her boyfriend's cock last night. Last time I checked...

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They had sex for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's...

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be...

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that...

Why can't brunettes "tease" their hair? Because it's not funny. What do you call picking up a brunette from a bar? Brown-Bagging it. What do brunettes look forward to later on in life? Grey...

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy...

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! If life gives you melons then you're probably dyslexic! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both...

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How...