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Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin. Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater. Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a...
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch. Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her...
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so...
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Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet. yo daddy is so dumb when your mama ran inside and said it was chili outside and your daddy ran out with a bowl. Yo daddy so gay. I...
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Yo mama's so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later. Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter. Yo momma so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud Yo mama's so strong she can blow...
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Yo Mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod Yo mama so nasty she looks like an...
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a...
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo mama like a cigarette, I have her 40 times a day and she's killing me Yo mama's snatch has more friends then Tom on MySpace Yo mama's like a gas...
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall Yao Ming looks up to her Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. Yo mama so tall she...
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Yo mama's ass is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears" Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind. Yo mama's head is...
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