Woody allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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