Gilderoy: Who's wiser than a warlock, and tougher than a troll And charming as a candy cane? Who's faster than a phoenix, and sly as a sphinx And always set to entertain? Here to give this sagging...
Here you are. Traditional crumpets, just like my grandmother made back in London. This is just an English muffin. Seriously, what's the difference? They're not as good. I think it needs something....