Well, she's an honest wife That's what she said Each time in bed Before she crept out in the night Though she swore upon her life He was a friend But then again They still get freaky when they can...
What I wouldn't do to be the tea In your cup And everyday you'd drink me up And what I wouldn't do to see You wake up everyday You see, the funny thing is you know how I feel And yet instead of moving...
Every night all the zombies come alive And they swarm the collegetowns Chasing down grad students to bite So here I am at four AM With a textbook in my hand I hear groans outside the window So I open...
I still remember when we met And all the ways we felt When you were just a mystery And I was… something else Everything was new to you And though I tried my best To handle you so carefully I left my...
You're dropping hints Like bombs all around me I've tried to duck 'em and dodge 'em But they found me They blow up like your eyes And start to trickle Down my shoulders (So tell me, baby, is it over?)...
She said that I'm insecure And don't know who I am I think that's a blessing in disguise Cuz whatever she's looking for I could be that man If only she'd let me try Since when has being flexible Been...
In a scene where the guys all hit the street On the prowl for something easy to kill You still believe you can keep your chastity Holding out for somebody who is real Well, I might be tipsy, but it's...
I just saw a fat chick Riding on a bicycle Pedaling in traffic With her headphones on She didn't care if you stare Or if you dare to be cruel Cuz she knew When it's all over she was Just a fat chick...
Welcome to thrills, Politics and pills You're running like a gerbil 'Round the Ivy League wheel You loved it until You got stuck with the bill I know just how you feel So don me now a three-piece suit...