Takes one to know one

You're pretty from afar, but far from pretty I wish this room would stop spinning So I could make up my mind Decide what's wrong, decide what's right And I'll decide this one in the light Where I feel...
-Surprise. -Surprise! Well, gee, glad to see you too, Mom. Of course we're glad to see you, dear, but it's not your birthday. No, and it's not Gabrielle's either. Not until tomorrow. -That's why it's...