Stupidfacedd

Margarita, salt the rim Kick your shoes off and let me in In the morning when we're done Text your friends and we maybe can have some fun And I can scoop them in the minivan Today is playing perfect...

When the morning sun rise, got to cover my eyes 'Cause I barely went to bed I was up all night double-fisting cheap wine I need something for my head Cause the cool kids do what the cool kids want And...

All my life, work like a dog Raised by wolves, running from the law All my life, chasing these chicks Trying to get paid, make your own roles and you got it made I've spent my whole life trying to get...

Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinks: My name is _____ and I'm an alcoholic Not for real, but what else do you call this Find me in the clubby Going duper dumby Borrowing your money In the...

That's all you got? That's all you got? That's all you got? I don't put glue sticks in my nose and um Get my face pasted to linoleum Kitchen floor shit Some college dorm shit Face down in a...

Tonight I'm riding shotgun I won't be cool to drive when it's time to go Tonight I'm riding shotgun I can feel it tonight I am gonna let go Wet shorts wet green paper I drink rum with Capri Sun chaser...