Songs from the crypt

What the fuck do you think you're doing What's wrong inside your head If you ever do that again You are just as good as dead Retard - You say I'm a retard What the fuck do you think you're doing...

When the weather is right But the neighbor fills up the pool Your parents make you leave Your skateboard at home You gotta walk all your way to school And the sun shines like never before When you...

Got my first skateboard It was really cool I skated street & I skated pool Was out all day I was out all night Skatin' down the streets And it felt so right ...I was evil You go by the rules...

I have so many things to do Still I don't do a shit My life is just a fuckin' bore And I don't know what to make of it What shall I make of myself Don't have a job and I don't go to school I just...

So I woke up in the morning Open my eyes to a brand new day Take my skateboard, go to school And a six-pack on the way Nice, Nice, It's such a nice day My friends they wait for me We're going to have...

I took my board, went to the beach Sat in the sand, looked at the sea There came this pretty girl Stopped and sat down beside me I said I was waiting for a wave She said "Waiting for a wave is OK...

I have a friend whose only joy in life Is to skate, surf and masturbate That's all he wants to do And I think that's really great But one day he had an accident They had to amputate his arms Guess if...

It's so hard waking up on a sunday morning Look at the time then you go to sleep again The few things you can remember You already regret You were not thinking 'bout the headache you would get You...

Hey girl, I've been thinking about you Everyday, all the time When I wake up in the morning When I go to bed at night I'd like to tell you that I love you But I'm afraid that won't do it right Hey...