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In my wretched garret Where I'll die of starvation To be buried in a paupers pit Watching the Late Show Legs crossed needlessly Reading the broadsheet from the front page first Elitist preservatives...
We’re into the final of The Battle Of The Bands And we’re gonna win ‘cos we’ve got the most fans A day in the studio and two hundred quid And a coveted support slot with Lisa Dominique Fretwork...
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Strawbs Huh, what do you know boy? I’m the reigning county champion You have embarrassed me With your clinching Hudson Ford discography And it feels like I’ve just been seen by me mates Feels like...
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Hey Louis… Wonderful world, terrible song Everything’s gone horribly wrong Cars are too fast, ‘cos the drivers are slow Joy-ride boy died and I think to myself From Magdalene to Sellafield There’s...
In front of bar staff the bands still play So I get on my knees and really pray Ask for inspiration from the boys up above Handed down a plan which seems simple enough Another bright idea from Gabriel...
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Girlfriend’s said that she no longer likes me Reckon I know why she thinks this way It’s ‘cos I’m a Trog And I’ve got mad sideys And my gait is strange So they say Some blokes don’t neatly stencil...