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Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.

I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women...

Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.