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Rodney dangerfield
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap.... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate... - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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