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I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act.
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I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.
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The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.
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Having enough money has to go hand in hand with... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.
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I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance,... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I really, really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting.
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If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.
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We would not be here if humanity were inherently... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
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I never said that movies were struggling behind... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.
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To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.
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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and... - Patton Oswalt Quotes
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
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