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I'm resigning, so it's kiss-my-ass time. This is still my campaign. Mr. Mayor, the dick is up your ass, and I am the one who decides when it comes out. Pezuela's verbal beat-down was for this guy's...

I promise to love, honor and write you daily. You should take care of my car for me while I'm gone. You won't be coming back to the same girl you left behind. I haven't done right by you. This may be...

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is a time machine. By standing on this platform and moving this lever, one can be transported into the future. It's positively amazing. Positively amazing. I'm...