I used to dream that I would be A bright and shiny star on TV Or maybe I would go to college, like Harvard or Devry I would live in an apartment in Paris or in Cincinatti I would play my music loud...
You gotta get up in the morning No matter what happened last night He ripped your heart out without warning But there’s only one thing to do No matter what you’re going through Get up out of bed...
Sit back, you don’t have to work so hard It makes me tired to watch you try Relax, you already played your cards And I know which ones are a lie It makes me really sad to see The things you think you...
Candlelight and moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my hand underneath the table And I can’t disguise the way I feel I could’ve wished a thousand wishes For this night I can’t...
I never do this ever It’s not what shy girls do But something in your eyes Drew me closer to you Do you feel the spark between us Sometimes you can just tell I feel our two souls touching Like I know...
Remember the time we went out to dinner You and I alone We ate some French fries Let’s do it again Remember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried And then we ate more French fries...
Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, Because they’re pregnant F-ing son of a gun You think you’re so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that you’re pregnant I can’t count...