{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
(villagers mumbling tune) Villager News! (villager humming in background) Does my moustache look all right? Ok. Hey! (humming stops) Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a...