Lucky me

Science wears a new suit To his coffee toast and eggs But he has to skip the stairs now Because of two broken legs Whine whine I cannot climb Everytime's the same I'd be more inclined to help him If...

Hey! She raves and she's talking, she's a dirty girl and she's disgusted Some people are not so lucky...Oo oo...Lucky me... A red light on Notre Dame, I don't drink a “osh-osh” champagne Some...

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up To blame me for his life I get bunches of roses from another guy And hate mail from his wife I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name Likes making love...

There must be thousands of people out there Who search for love and find more than their share They seem to fall into it naturally But you know that doesn't apply to me. Some fools (some fools) get...