Look who s barking

Uh, no, thanks, boy. I'm not hungry. Feed me, you big, rumpled shoe salesman. Yep. Quite a day, isn't it, boy? Wife in Wanker County, visitin' the relatives, and ol' Dad here waitin' for his favorite...

Why didn't you invite him in? - Who? - Your date. The guy you've been smooching on the porch for the last ten minutes. Eavesdropping, were you? Well, I'm single again, so I have no choice but to live...