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Wound up drunk again on Robson Street That's strange, 'cause we always agree At the start of every evening That's the last place we'd wanna be. Coffee drinkers, dressed in black with no sugar They...
Did you hear what they did to Max? They pumped Coca Cola right up his ass And they made him do jumping jacks 'Til his colon exploded, they said it was a gas. Did you hear what they did to Gayle? They...
You think you're a funny guy Funny how and funny why? I don't know what makes you tick Me off like you do But it's true I can sue Because My dad's a lawyer Doo doo doo doo doo I thought you'd wanna...
If you've got something toxic that you want to sell You better take it to the folks who can do the job well Make it sound sexy, safe and fun Be it cigarettes, pesticides or guns. They're the pimps...
Baby, when you're out there And you're looking for some sound financial investment advice Don't be taken in By elaborate fads or gimmicks No, that's not the way. 'Cause there's a lot riding on your...