Excelsior, this is the shuttlecraft Sturgeon. Requesting docking coordinates. Acknowledged, Sturgeon, you are cleared for docking. Don't look so worried. Say that one more time, and I swear...
So, it's uh Friday night, and... still jobless, yay. I haven't left the house in a week. My therapist uh, broke up with me... oh yeah, there's a, there's a Gnome...
The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC. Lieutenant Spock. Status report! I estimate it will fire in 23.4 seconds. Engineering, all power to the aft shields. There is none to...
The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC. Captain's log, Stardate 6010.1 While in the midst of a ship wide systems upgrade The Enterprise has been ordered to depart star...