Jerry stiller

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.

Money is sensual.

I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.