Jay mohr

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.

True Yankees are born, not made.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.