I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

I don't wear dresses and flowers in my hair and float around!

I wish there was a painter who could paint as well as Ted Williams could hit.

I wish I was a shredder that could play everything, but I don't have the patience.

I wish I was a great writer or a great journalist or a great scientist or a great artist; I'm not.

I wish everyone was a sci-fi geek because then there would be no violence in the world. There'd be no wars. There'd only be people e-mailing each other.

I wish I was a teenager in the 1970s.

I want to be able to speak with errors in my wording, errors in my grammar. When you type things into Google search, it corrects your words. With speech, I want it to be general enough, smart enough,...