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When a problem needs a problem solver guess who gets the call? me that's all you're dueling with a plugged revolver well guess who dropped the ball? the writing's on the wall The French sent us a...

Ever since I met you, you were someone I knew lookin for a little somethin somethin to do you wanted one stop shoppin' and clothes that fit you you wanted to look pretty when they're taking your...

Dance like nobody's watching you Randy And love like you've never been hurt Supersize it when you get hungry Randy And eat like it's the last night on earth You could be nobody in heaven Or you could...

Your broken machine has some questions for me Wants to know a little bit about my history It wants to know why I write these ridiculous songs It wants to know everything that turns me on And what...

Show me your sexy trash But don't go makin' moves that agitate my rash I'm an American man and I know where I stand I stand with you in your sexy trash Columbian warlords are rushing to replace All...

If we make love would it be a mistake? Would the aftermath be hard to take And the knots we've tied come undone? Have you heard? Have you heard? (Have you heard?) Have you heard? Have you heard? (Have...

Someone told me you were cool But the more I think about it that someone must have been you Did you actually read your books at school? 'Cause you really don't seem ready for the drop of the other...

These are your clothes This is your hair you aren't fooling anybody but I still want to touch you ooh oooh the supermarket tabloid appeal of the crazy little lives of fabulous people fabulous people...

This is your captain speaking. We've gone insane and we're slashing fares on Lucifer Airlines You'll drink champagne and nobody cares about arriving on time We know your name and your cross to bear,...