How to make friends and influence people

I'll find out just what it is, I'll find out what makes you tick tock tick tock, I'll find out just what it is, I'll find out what makes you tick tock tick tock. You've got no chance of getting bored,...

Some people say that what I know should be kept secret, Some people say I don't know anything at all, Some people say that what I do could be dangerous, Some people say I don't do anything at all....

I went off to the doctors for the open plan surgery, He said I just can't believe what's lying here in front of me, It looks like what you couldn't drink you'd just have to smoke, You've been living...

I'm high up on your cross and I'm burning, burning, I couldn't give a toss I'm just a worm that's turning, Radical, oh so radical, Radical, oh so radical. I'll fight for your cause saying something's...

The odds have built up of the chance you're going down, 'Cos you're looking pretty guilty in the court of the crown, And my friend's getting eager to complete this mission, It's better all round just...

Powdered rock stars just add water, Pop up a treat just like they ought to, Little bit old and cliched sought of, Number one hit punch in the order. Stop right there, Stab in the back, There's...

Times we spent cheating and lying, Wondering when we would be back by your side again, Hoping and praying to get through the day, I need your attention to see through the fray. It's night again all...

And we've all got sick with our cooler than thou, Holier than shit attitudes, Still the war goes on just drop the bomb, There's nothing left to lose. There's a bullet in this gun so you've got till,...

He's in the bar, he's in your hair, With his sports keyring jangling he's everywhere, He's in your view, he's in your face, Straight out of the seventies to straight out of place. His collars turned...