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Henny youngman
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a... - Henny Youngman Quotes
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for... - Henny Youngman Quotes
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and... - Henny Youngman Quotes
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a... - Henny Youngman Quotes
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
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Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their... - Henny Youngman Quotes
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you... - Henny Youngman Quotes
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
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If you had your life to live over again, do it... - Henny Youngman Quotes
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. - Henny Youngman Quotes
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
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