Helen rowland

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Variety is the spice of love.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.