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If we could just find out who's in charge, we... - George Carlin Quotes
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate... - George Carlin Quotes
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on... - George Carlin Quotes
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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The status quo sucks. - George Carlin Quotes
The status quo sucks.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin Quotes
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got... - George Carlin Quotes
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything... - George Carlin Quotes
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of... - George Carlin Quotes
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area... - George Carlin Quotes
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin Quotes
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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