Everybody Loves Raymond

I don't know why you make me read them bedtime stories. All I hear is, "Mommy reads better. 'Sports Illustrated' isn't a book." I have a thought. Hey hey, don't get overheated. Might I...

Really? What did he say? He said it's time to get off the phone. Oh, he's so funny. Come on, sweetie. I need your help. In a minute. He's really cute. Not "in a minute." Now. All right....

What's to eat? Oh, you couldn't possibly be hungry. You spent the whole P.T.A. Meeting at the buffet table. And what is that on your shirt? Chocolate pudding. Want some? Ugh. By the way, you couldn't...

Robert, let's get a move on. - Okay. - I said, "Let's go!" I'll meet you there. What are we, like a freaking herd? - What are you doing? - You gotta go. Everybody's going, man. So just get...

They bought a condominium in New Jersey... the Garden State Villas. We want to move there. We get the house. - What? - Our own house! Goodbye. - Hi. - Hi. Oh, my goodness! Oh, it's been so long since...

- Hi. - Hi, Marie. Hi, Frank. Hey, Ma. So where were you all weekend? You remember our dear old friends, the Santorellis? She wore all that makeup and he had that bad toupee. Yes, your dear friends....

Stupid weddings! Here they are! Aren't they beau... Ray! I left you up here an hour ago. I showered, did my hair, got the kids up, got them dressed... Kids, go downstairs. Mommy's yelling... and you...

I gotta tell ya, Ray, this is the worst bachelor party I've ever been to. - I'm enjoying it. - Yeah, come on... it's is his last chance for fun before he moves out and becomes Mr. Amy MacDougall....

Hey, what's up? Want some cheese? What is all that? I helped some guy get a job at the paper, so he gave me, like, a cheese sampler. You've done nothing but eat cheese all day. I can't stop. That's a...

Debra, what are all these women doing in my apartment? Gee, Amy, looks like they're here for a bridal shower. Why would they be here for a bridal shower? I don't know. Maybe it's because you're...