my situation is a little weird. My girlfriend situation. I'm sure it is. You've got to be... Clem, let me drive you home. Get out of my face, faggot! Look at it out here! It's...
I had a really nice time last night. Nice? I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life last night. That's better. This is weird. "To all patients of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak....
I couldn't talk to her about books. She's more of a magazine-reading girl. Her vocabulary leaves something to be desired. The truth is, I was embarrassed in public, Hi. Because she...
Hi. I'm sorry? I just said hi. Hi, hello. Okay if I sit closer? How far are you going? Rockville Center. Get out. Me, too. Really? What are the odds? Listen, do I know you? Do you ever shop at...
What do you mean? Like famous quotes. I find reading them inspirational, and in my reading, I've come across some I thought you might like, too. I'd love to hear some. There's...
This is the day we met. You were by the surf. I could just make you out in the distance. I remember being drawn to you, even then. I thought, "Wow, how odd! "I'm drawn to...
Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. What do you need? Alcohol. So, are you okay with wine? I don't know. Well, you choose the wine. I'll go find...
I'm willing to be the one to resolve it. So I call her, and she's changed her number. So I walked over to Antic Attic to get her something. I thought I'd go over to work, give...