Douglas coupland

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Star Trek characters never go shopping.

Data transmission is no longer something scary you don't want in your backyard. Now you want it directly in front of your house.

Bespoke tailoring: yes! I found this one pair of pants - they're Canali - and brought them into a tailor and said, 'Clone these, dammit.' They just do all the right things. I've got eight pairs in...

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

A ring is a halo on your finger.

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.