Doug larson

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.