David niven

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in .

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way.

Malta is a sod of a place.

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.