He's gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He'd rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten asshole Of a...
In the beginning was the Logos, the Big Bang, the primordial Om. Big Bang theory says that the physical universe spiraled out of an unimaginably hot and dense single point called a singularity -...
I was part of an elite unit. Codename: Infinity War. We worked for ActivistSun, the world's largest private military company. It was supposed to be a standard mission. Get in. Get out. Get...
Translated by (your name here). INVASION DAY Lord Bowser… Our spies believe the King is still within the palace walls. As well as the princess. And what of her bodyguard? We have a score to settle....