Crisps

Some days you wake up and your head is empty. And it's the most perfect feeling in the world. Then other days it's like you've been thinking all night. Today. I'm gonna tell Alex today. (ALARM CLOCK)...

Oh, that's great. (CHUCKLING) Don't know why we've ordered so much water. We've all got rabies. So, basically, just get crisps shaped like rockets, rainbow-coloured ice cream, you know, the sort of...

Oh! Oh, my God! Baby time! - I need you, Gaz Wilkinson. - Hey, come here. Eh? Right, I'll always be here for you. - Do you swear? - Yeah. I love you. I got the job. Get your bowler hat on, Gaz. We're...

Hey, Mr Bartender, give me a drink I want a cold wet glass with bubbles in it And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger, now Just think I'll wait a while I'll have a pint of lager, please...

Hey, Mr Bartender, give me a drink I want a cold wet glass with bubbles in it And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now I just think I'll wait a while I'll have a pint of lager,...

Hey, Mr Bartender, give me a drink I want a cold, wet glass with bubbles in it And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger, now Just think I'll wait a while I'll have a pint of lager,...

Hey, Mr Bartender, give me a drink I want a cold, wet glass with bubbles in it And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now Just think I'll wait a while I'll have a pint of lager,...

Heed my warning, Donna - it's time to let go! Can't! I've not seen you this angry since you dipped your cock in VapoRub. You know as well as I do what she's doing! Don't be stupid. - Where's Gaz? -...

Hey, Mr Bartender, give me a drink I want a cold, wet glass with bubbles in it And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now Just think I'll wait a while I'll have a pint of lager,...

Excuse me. You've still not done anything about the wedding, Gaz. Have you done anything for this wedding? I've done everything. You are gonna love it. Here we have Jonny cake, Jonny flowers,...