Crisps
We could rendezvous in a country pub I know in the heart of rural England where the landlord sports moustaches just like Jimmy Edwards and the crisps and pickled onions on the bar are numberless as...
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Size zero doesn't make you happy, and I'm not sure I have the discipline for Hollywood. I'm too much of a fan of chocolate and crisps.
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I have learnt there's a magical spot at the hop Come with me to the church on the corner the hop There's nuts and there's crisps and there's c-c-c-cola on tap A good time had by those boys and those...
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On our trip to England I noticed something obscene People still actually give a shit about the Queen Though London girls aren't snobs at all and Brighton's lovely in the Fall Left alone to drive...
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I am very curvy, so the vintage stores suit me better than most designers. I just can't seem to give up crisps, or make my boobs shrink for that matter. Alas, I will never fit a size zero.
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Yaaaaaaaaaw! Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with extra lamps on, Always dickin' prattin', Looked like a reuseable tampon. Tried to chat the birds up, He'd always end up bleedin', It's tough...
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Well, that was invigorating. I think we deserve a pint. Aw, I could kill a pint. But they tell me I shouldn't, in my condition. AWW! It's not funny. It's summat I've never been able to shake off....
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I've just moved in with the world's bigges idiot. All the hangers are to face the same way. All right, Dan? I've moved in. Congratulations. It's a little something to welcome Becky to her new home....
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Gooooodevening! Good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening! And welcome to QI, the quiz show that glows in the dark. Tonight, we're peering through the gloom at subjects of illumination...
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It's like, I can't get past that S&M barrier. 'Cause, I like, as I'm drinking something like whiskey or lager, it's actually painful to drink first of all. Pour you a double? Is that a double?...
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