Brontosaurus

Back in the not-too-distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda Off to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed And sneak a peek at all...

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown No need to be scared if you are prepared For ignition and the ultimate letdown Said I to all of you, "Do you believe this is necessary?" Said you to all...

Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while, and harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle. Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone, and lift our voices in another...

The road is hard The road is long I drive to fast The wind blows strong I try to tie it down It still flops around My chair, my royal throne It's all I got It's not a lot To show for the years And the...

Me live de life of leisure in me house here down de bay Me wife cook anyting me want, me eat six times a day Me woman she cook de chicken, yes, she cook de beans and rice With rum banana pudding, me...

I love a girl She fills up my whole world When she appears I forget Britney Spears When I see her, I feel mushy Robert Downey touched her tushie I want to root around her pantry I bet she tastes like...

You can whistle a tune Buy a balloon You can even eat a bagel with a silver spoon But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands You can hang like a bat Dance with your cat You can even use your...

I wish I were a bird 'Cause if I were a bird then I could take wing high above you You could watch my white wings flap And I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt you But then I'd...

Workin' on a laptop, close to the end Of a job I've been doin' since half past ten I don't believe that it's frozen again The system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o I don't believe that it's frozen...